Is Robert Kardashian hot? We can't decide!

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We all know that the Kardashian sisters and the many variations of them are all very attractive, gorgeous, sexy ladies; in fact we’re punching our keyboards in a jealous rage just thinking about them. There’s one member of the family whose hotness we just can’t get our heads around though and that is their brother Robert Kardashian.

We’ve compiled a dossier of Rob images that feature him and his many shades of attractiveness. They vary from very attractive to not attractive at all.

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Come with us now on a journey to help us decide, do the sisters maketh the man?

Appendix I. Here we have Rob taking a causal stroll in shorts and a vest. Due to the sporty nature of his attire we infer that he’s either coming from or going to the gym. Keep up the good work Rob, your arms are quite possibly the sexiest things we’ve ever seen.





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Appendix II. Now this is just upsetting. Why would any man, hot or un-hot ruin his face by placing a small shrew above his lip? Not a shrew you say? Then why is Rob sporting an ode to 14-year-old boys and their bum fluff ‘taches?








Appendix III. Ah, much, much better. Rob's glasses make him look clever and sexy, and those clothes are dapper with a capital DAP.







Appendix IV. What is this? Just when we thought Rob was putting the dap in per he goes out dressed like some kind of baseball player. He’s not pro or a semi-pro baseball star, and even if he was why would he be wearing his kit out? Look at your face Rob, you know you’ve done wrong.

OK, whether Rob Kardash is hot or not all depends on the next page? Are you ready…







Appendix V. Here we have Rob… what the – what are you doing there Rob? It’s fine, he’s just sitting down in a salon, where he is… Oh no, no, NO. Please don’t say he’s getting a pedicure. He’s getting a pedicure isn’t he? OH GOD ROB, NO. THIS ISN’T HOT!

So there we have it, Rob Kardashian is sometimes very, very hot and at others bleugh. Guess the clan are better at breeding girls. Do you think Rob is hot, are you a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Comments please…

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