As part of the PhDs we’re taking in One Direction, our extensive research has shown that Zayn Malik’s hair has the ability to grow suddenly very tall over night, in fact sometimes it can reach Jedward levels of tall.

Why Sugarscape, you might onto something here, but OH DEAR GOD we need to see the evidence, surely your cutting-edge investigative journalism can deliver this?

*Sucking air through teeth* you know what Scapers? Yes. Yes we can get the evidence to you; it’ll be a tough slog and involve you having to look at picture after picture of Zayn Malik, but we can do THIS for YOU.

Let’s get on with it then…

Behold the hair in its natural state. We like to think this is what it looks like when Zayn wakes up. Hmmm...

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Zayn ponders the fact that his hair has shot up over night.

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Confusion is when you're hair falls flat on your forehead.

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Hair middle ground.

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Here Zayn's hair is completely flat, notice how his face is looking a little downbeat, could he be using his hair to communicate how he feels?

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This is by far our favourite hair on Zayn. We want to touch it (with our mouths).

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Oh, so we guess this disproves our hair / height theory.

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Zayn's hair has reached such heights that it's began to bow.

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Zayn had a couple of rollers in before this was taken.

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OH. DEAR. GOD. THIS. IS. HOT.

So that was Zayn's hair and its many forms.  How do you most like it, flat or playing homage to Jedward?

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