Now, this may come as something of a surprise to you, but we fancy Louis Tomlinson.
Yeah, we know, we could have dropped a few hints to maybe make it a bit more obvious, but we feel this is a pressing time and that just being blatant about it is the right thing to do in a crisis like this.
Louis, we have feelings for you that are verging on inappropriate. We’d quite like a twang on your braces.
There. We said it. This ‘pressing time’ that we’re harping on about is triggered by Louis’ admission to We Love Pop magazine that he doesn’t think he’s sexy.
“I’d like to think I’m sexy, but I don’t really think I am,” he told them.
“I’m not sure there’s anything sexy about the way I look. Maybe if I’m talking to someone and trying to chat a girl up, then perhaps I can be a little bit sexy then."
“I’d like to think I’ve got good chat.”
Louis, we think you’ve got good everything.
WHO’S WITH US?