Obviously we love The Wanted and One Direction dolls. Obviously. But sometimes the things we love we also fear, much like a woman who gives birth to an unusually hairy baby.

So please spare a thought for us and the fact that sometimes the boys’ dolls scare us to our very cores. Is it the crazed look in their eyes? The deranged smiles? Who knows... One thing we can endeavour to find out though is which bands’ dolls are scarier. Take a look at the evidence.

Evil voices are definitely whispering in Max George’s ear and telling him to go shoot people.

Those evil voices are Louis Tomlinson’s.

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Jay McGuiness is about to come over and punch you in the ovaries...

...while Liam Payne watches and smiles.

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Siva Kaneswaran has a new evil twin.

His name is Zayn Malik.

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Ever seen The Village of the Damned?

The Tom Parker and Niall Horan dolls will be bringing it to life.

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And if you’re thinking that maybe making the dolls smile would take away their creepiness...

Nathan Sykes and Harry Styles’ dolls will instantly disprove that theory.

Are you shuddering with fear? We’ve come to the conclusion that while The Wanted’s dolls look violent, One Direction’s miniatures just look plain sinister. But is sinister more scary? Tell us who creeps you out the most...