One Direction's Liam Payne really likes to touch is crotch. A lot.

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Scapers, something has been playing on our minds for a while now. Initially we chose to politely ignore it - being the ladies that we are, but recently it’s turned into a bit on an elephant-in-the-room situation: Liam Payne is always touching his penis.

We’re not sure what the reason behind the crotch groping could be – is it nerves, comfort, pleasure? Although to be honest, if we were Liam, or anyone in One Direction for that matter, we’d have our hands down there all the time too.

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The concentration on his face shows that he really has to try to keep his hand from going any further.

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The sea is cold so Little Liam needs some extra coverage.

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This is a two hand job.

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Not even having Zayn and Niall by his side can make him ease the protection.

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Just after he's messed all over someone's innocence.

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Look away Harry, we all know where that's going...

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Slight itch maybe?

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Aw, at least he's having a lovely time.

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Why he would chose to cover it so avidly is beyond us... ahem.

So do you see what we mean - his hands are ALWAYS THERE.

We'd like to debate as to why they are, but we're suddenly very concerned that a) we noticed in the first place and b) that we've written a 10 page story about it.

What do you think?

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