One Direction are going to take over America

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So as you all know, One Direction are doing amazingly well in America at the moment, what with their Number One album, hordes of screaming girls adoring them and multiple television appearance scheduled.

And that got us thinking, it’s not out of the realms of possibility that One Direction will probably take over the United States of America and rule the land for the rest of eternity.

President Louis Tomlinson

We believe that President Tomlinson would probably start off by decreeing that certain landmarks must be embossed with members of One Direction’s faces, like the Statue of Liberty for example.

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We're also 99% sure that, as President, Louis would make a rule that everyone should have that special Larry Stylinson relationship with someone, just like the US and the UK have at the moment.

Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson

And because Harry will be so happy with that, he will start helping out around New York City, being the friendly neighbourhood taxi driver that, every now and then, we all need.

*DISCLAIMER – WE ARE NOT SAYING HARRY STYLES WILL BE FAT IN LATER LIFE, MERELY THAT HE WILL HELP OLD LADIES HOME WITH THEIR SHOPPING*

Harry Styles Cab Driver

Finally, President Tomlinson’s right hand guys, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne will be etched into a rock face, so everyone knows exactly who the bosses are.

Zayn Malik and Liam Payne Mount Rushmore

So there you have it folks, the United States of Directioner is coming.

Just you wait.

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