Among all this celebrity nonsense of Louis Tomlinson cruising around town in his cars that cost more than all of the Sugarscape team's houses put together (even the one with some signed JLS knickers inside), Mr Tommo's found some time to do normal things with his girlfriend Eleanor Calder during his time off.
He's off to stay with Eleanor in her student flat in Manchester, where they can live like the common people and thrill in the simple pleasures, like watching Jeremy Kyle in their PJs, and taking out the bins.
OH WHAT FUN.
"Eleanor’s really down to earth," Louis told The Sun.
"She makes me fish finger sandwiches and it’s great to do something normal after the madness of the tour.
“All my mates are at university, and it’s a life I haven’t had a chance to enjoy, so it’s great to turn up and sample a bit of it.”
By "sample a bit of it," we hope Louis means playing drinking games, oversleeping, watching daytime TV and living on the budget of £3.75 a week. Just for kicks.