One Direction Dads dishing the dirt on the boys’ sex lives is becoming a bit of a regular thing these days.
We all remember when Niall’s old man insisted that his son wasn’t a virgin – now Harry Styles’ pop has gone one better, and speculated on how Hazza would react if he accidentally impregnated a laydee. Lovely.
In an interview with The People, Des Styles said: “I said to Harry ‘just make sure you don’t get anyone pregnant'.
“If that were to happen it would really screw things up big time. There’s nothing I can do to stop him doing things anyway. From a One Direction aspect it wouldn’t be great for all sorts of reasons.
“Still, I don’t think it would bother him too much if he did get a girl pregnant. He would be a responsible parent and just get on with it.”
Well, we've all seen how great Hazza is with baby Lux - still, can you imagine the 19-year-old lugging around a changing bag, with a baby strapped to his chest and milky sick dribbling down his shoulder?
Oh, and Louis jogging along behind with the buggy, spare change of clothes and a rattle, of course.
Despite the fact that Harry is linked to every girl and her dog within a 5 mile radius of wherever he may be, Des also revealed that the curly-haired love-bot ‘doesn’t have a girlfriend at the moment.’
“There was a short period when he had several different girlfriends, one after the other, and I said 'Look, don't get a reputation because at some point the girls will catch on to that,” said Des.
"He said 'Yeah' and took it on board. But whether he tries to live by that mantra I've no idea. As far as I know Harry doesn't have a girlfriend at the moment. They, the band, are very rarely in the same place to be able to do that.”
Umm, it may be a tiny bit late for Harry to avoid the kind of ‘reputation’ you’re talking about there Dezza – a Caroline Flack too late - but we get where you're coming from.
While we're on the subject of the Flackster, Des also spoke for the entire nation when he said: "32 or whatever she was and Harry 17. That's a bit extreme."
What do you think about Hazza's gossipy Dad?