Bloody hell. May we just start by saying that we have NEVER fancied Zayn Malik as much as we do in these new shots of One Direction leaving their record label, Sony, in London at lunchtime today.

JUST LOOK AT THAT SMOULDERING GOODNESS.

One Direction's Zayn Malik leaving sony in london july 2012

His t-shirt can read our minds.

It's the lack of quiff, we reckon. It looks like he's just stumbled out of bed and spent a measly hour and a half putting mousse in his hair, which is essentially the bed-head look for Zayn.

Also, you can see Harry's nipples.

one direction's harry styles leaving sony in london july 2012

Click next for more of Harry including a very exciting TAKEAWAY LUNCH, Liam looking like Superman, Louis dazzling us all with his smile, and Niall being scared sh*tless.

Hurraaay for today!

 

one direction's liam payne leaving sony in london july 2012

Check out those pecs! It's almost as if the 'fire exit keep clear' door is the updated version of Superman's phonebox.

Because, you know, they're full of pee and hooker-cards these days, and that's no kind of place for a superhero.

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one direction's louis tomlinson leaving sony in london july 2012

Louis Tomlinson looking like he's stepping away from the flailing woman in the building and into a catalogue shoot, in a jumper that we want to EMBRACE. Then take off.

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one direction niall horan leaving sony in london july 2012

We would love to know what Niall's caught sight of here as he looks absolutely HORRIFIED, and so does his jeans-buddy beside him.

Zayn's not bothered.

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harry styles leaving sony music in london july 2012

In oher breaking news, Harry was snapped with what looks like a ready-meal. A ready meal? We hear you cry? Surely he can afford something better than some sticky bubble'n'squeak that all comes out in one big lump?

Well yes, he can, on closer inspection it seems to be takeaway Wagamamma's, a wise choice.

harry styles and niall horan from one direction leaving sony in london july 2012

Are they touching bums in that picture?

Oh, and here's Zayn again. Just because.

zayn malik form one direction leaving osny in london july 2012

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