Considering you've made the excellent choice to come to Sugarscape for your One Direction themed news, you know we don't make light of any kind of 1D developments.
With this in mind TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR BERLUDDY HAIR.
We've noted that the boys' barnets have been creeping in a northerly direction for some time now, but their recent stint at Radio City Live couldn't have been more gravity defying.
Not to be outdone, the Original Quiffmaster Malik obviously kept his 'do as vertical as possible, but Louis, Niall and Liam's bonce-arrangements weren't far behind.
Look at Louis, what the frick is going on there? It's like a trifle or something, just so many never-ending layers of joy.
Niall's hair's been pushing itself upwards ever since the boys went over to America, but we reckon this is the highest it's ever been.
Maybe he's got some kind of secret spy-camera in there to hunt down the nearest Nando's for him while he's busy singing about people going all the way.
Considering Harry's track record with women young and old, we're not surpsied his hair seems to be frozen into place.
Please share your scientific opinions on this pressing matter with us.
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