There are some things in life that are desperate to be set free, caged birds, people trapped in lifts, and Harry Styles’ penis to name but a few.

With this in mind we have to respect the fact if Hazza’s wanga suddenly needs to breathe and give everyone a cheeky wink then it will. Just ask Ed Sheeran.

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The singer recently got a lift on the One Direction tour bus back to London after a gig, when Arrah shocked them all by taking his clothes off. Let’s be honest, it’s hardly the kind of shock you’d need therapy sessions for.

“I turned around and Harry was stripped off and completely naked, just sitting there laughing,” he told Australia’s 2Day FM.

“Literally, I was looking out of the window, watching cars go past. I turn around, all the boys are kind of shocked, and there’s just him laughing, completely naked.”

That’s what makes you beautiful, Harry.

When asked whether Hazza was well endowed, Eddie boy simply replied: “He’s packing heat, yeah. He’s packing heat.”

The weight of Harry's penis is sometimes too much

Well as you can imagine, we’re handling the news of Harry’s massive schlong with utmost maturity. In fact, you lot should think yourselves lucky that you frequent a website run by such thoughtful, earnest and well respected journalists.

Now excuse us while we go and create a food collage of Harry’s penis.

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