It could be that LA holds too many painful memories of Kristen Stewart, and visions of her bonking her married Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders spring to mind everytime Robert Pattinson sees a palm tree. It could be that he wants to get back to proper chocolate and decent cuppas after his split, or maybe that he just hates sunshine and wants to thrash about in the rain like an actual moody vampire.
Whatever may be behind it, Robert Pattinson is reportedly moving back to the UK. HUZZAH.
"Robert is thinking long and hard about returning to London," a gossip-fiend told Radar Online.
"He's selling his home in Los Angeles, not only because it holds bad memories, but because he wants a fresh start," a source told Radar.
"He never fell in love with Los Angeles and has always longed for home. When Kristen was shooting Snow White and the Huntsman in London, he made his excuses to visit her as much as he could - he missed it so much.
"Despite making friends in America, Robert longs just to have a pint with the mates he grew up with in a local west London pub. He's just a regular guy."
So shall we keep a stool warm for Rob down the local on Friday then? Prepare a fine plate of biscuits for his inevitable trip to the Sugarscape offices?
"He is set to make up his mind very soon," the snitchy pal continues.
"His family hasn't put pressure on him to return - but he misses them very much and they've said they'd welcome him back with open arms."
AS WOULD THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.
No pressure though, Robbie.