One Direction have been giving their German fans some love and spent yesterday signing autographs for die Directioners (yeah, we know German) in Cologne.

One Direction

As per the boys were looking average and not very sexy.

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ZAYN MALIK

Zayn Malik works out what his ears are for.

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Louis is trying to be patient but it's taken Harry Styles six hours to get one sentence out.

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Liam Payne about to start a mime act.

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NIALL HORAN

Yes Niall, HAND.

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ZAYN MALIK AND HARRY STYLES

Hazza doing his utmost not to grab Zayn's tongue.

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LOUIS TOMLINSON

Insert Louis banana caption here.

That was mildly enjoyable, danke for the magic, Germany.