Now we’re no boys (crazy, we know?), but we have a pretty good idea of what the male folk do when they all hang out together; play sabbuteo and compare foot sizes. Right? Well yeah, half right actually.
“Harry has the biggest feet by about half a size, but for some strange reason he likes buying shoes in a size 11 or 11 and a half, when he’s actually a size 10.”
So Harry likes to pretend he’s bigger than what he actually is?
Hmmm, maybe he hasn’t been packing an extra large *coughs, splatters in cases mums are reading* all this time; but has instead fashioned something *AHEM* shaped to hang off of it?
While on the subject of feet, Luigi revealed something horrific that Liam Payne once did to his sensitive Sasquatch eyes.
“And I can tell you who has the worst taste!” he said clicking his fingers and raising an eyebrow (probably).
"Liam once sat in the car and it took us 20 minutes before we looked down and noticed that he was wearing leopard-print shoes. We were baffled!”
Oh Liam, typical dad, doesn’t mind making himself look silly if it’ll make the kids laugh.
So there you have it, a story dedicated to 1D’s feet. Sexay.