Which member of District3 gets drunk and runs around naked?

While the thought of anyone in District3 getting naked fills us with a kind of excitement we shouldn’t be writing about, there is one member in particular who likes to feel the cool air on his balls a little more often than others. Well, when he’s drunk at least.

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When we asked the X Factor fittos who the funniest drunk was, straight away Greg West said: “Micky.”

“As soon as he’s drunk he’s like a different Micky, he changes completely. He likes getting naked... I’ve got far too many pictures of him when he’s just fallen asleep on top of his bed naked.”

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Beautiful, awesome and all words like that.

“I’ve got a video of Micky running around naked,” added Dan Ferrari-Lane.

Fazza Lazza, we’ll pay you in Haribo and pillows shaped like Jordan’s boobs if you give us this video. You know you want to.

We’d like to make some kind of comment now about getting Micky Parsons drunk so we can see his dingaling, but we feel that might make us seem like sexual deviants.

Oh to hell with it... Micky, join us out in the lash sometime soon, yeah; we want to see your dingaling.

AGH: It's District3 and Union J topless

SNOG, MARRY, DATE, MATE, AVOID: The X Factor boys

IMAGES: TWITTER AND SUGARSCAPE INSTAGRAM

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