Would Zayn Malik wear platforms to make himself taller?

Aside from the fact he doesn’t feel overly confident about the ol’ dance moves, Zayn Malik always struck us as the type of person who would love every last inch of himself. We mean, COME OOONNN:

Zayn Malik

Unfortunately though the One Direction hottie's issue lies within the fact that he wants more inches to love.... you’re thinking about his willy right now aren’t you?

“I’d like to be a bit taller,” he told Top of the Pops magazine, while using a ladder to climb onto his stool.

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OK Maliko, we hear ya, you want to be taller. So what the heck are you going to do about it? Please say “I’d wear platform boots.” Please.

“I’d never wear platform boots – I think they’re embarrassing, but I’d actually like to be about 1.8m tall.”

1) Booo. Platform boots on Zaynerello would be frickin’ hilarious.

2) For those of you wanting to know how tall 1.8m is, it’s 5’10”. We have no idea where he got this metres thing from.

3) And one last thing, here’s Zayn how we’ll never see him. So sad.

Zayn Malik being Marilyn Manson

Sexy.

Zayn Malik, your T shirt is WRONG

Zayn Malik's quiff has got WELL BIG.

What do you think?

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