Liam Payne might be Daddy Directioner, but despite our suspicions, it turns out that his stint as a member of One Direction isn't all a massive cover up for his secret identity as Father Christmas after all.
As much as we quite fancy the idea of him stuffing our stocking, it's probably a good thing as we're quite fond of his singing talents.
We don't want to alarm you but we're pretty certain that Liam won't be rounding up Rudolph for a round the world jaunt on Christmas Eve. Mainly as having been off touring the world with 1D, he really hasn't had much of a chance to spend any quality time whipping up toys in the Grotto with the elves this year.
That said, his recent walk on the wild side hasn't even left him time to come up with any gift ideas for the other lads. Not exactly what we expected from Liam "alphabetised socks" Payne to be honest.
"We've never bought each other Christmas presents," Captain Sensible explained to the Daily Star.
"If it's somebody's birthday in the band, I have to arrange the present.
"I'm not about to become the Christmas Man as well."
Christmas Man? You don't have to be Santa, but the least you could do would be to dress up as one of the elves Liam. Really, it's the least you could do in this sort of situation.
What do you think about all this? And more importantly, have you got any bright ideas of what Liam can get the other lads for Crimbo?