Olly Murs: 'I've never tried to emphasise my willy, but I think it's about 13cm'

When we think of Olly Murs, one thing in particular jumps to mind. No, not his cheeky personality, great music, or hip-thrusting dancing skills. We're talking about his trouser bulge.

Yes, we are fully aware that we have filthy minds.

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Now Olly has spoken out about his love of crotch-hugging trousers, and even gone as far as to estimate the actual length of his willy. Graphic.

"Maybe 13 [cm]?" He told heat magazine, when asked about his 'length'. "That's what I'd go with - it's definitely not 20cm. It would be quite big. I think 13cm."

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You're all running around the room looking for a ruler right now aren't you? AND YOU SAY WE'RE FILTHY? PAH.

Olly also revealed that he isn't fussed about his bulge being a regular conversation topic, which is good - considering we talk about it a LOT.

"It doesn't bother me," he said. "I have never, honest to God, tried to emphasise it. It has always been other people."

olly murs willy size

He added: "I have never thought of myself as someone who has a big bulge. But this is probably the first time I will be arrogant by saying I have never had a complaint...it's not about the size; it's what you can do with it that counts.

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"It's not about quantity, it's about quality. And I am all about quality."

Sheesh an actual IN-DEPTH conversation about willies and sex. It's all a bit too much for us at 11am in the morning.

So it's all official then - Olly Murs has a big shlong. Perhaps he and Harry Styles can form some sort of club.

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