Harry Styles "kisses like a snail" claims 'friend' of Taylor Swift

We don't know about you, but we've always imagined that kissing Harry Styles would be the stuff of dreams.

In fact, locking lips with the One Direction star is right near the top of our bucket list (after going into space and inventing a word that makes it into the dictionary).

harry styles snail kiss

However, a supposed friend of Taylor Swift's has suggested that Swizzle was less than happy with Harreh's snogging ability - and claims she told pals that he kisses 'like a snail'.

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Errr, what?

The 'friend' told Star magazine: "[Harry] kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out."

There's two things we'd like to discuss at this point.

1. We find it impossible to believe that someone with such glossiful (THAT'S THE WORD WE WANT TO GET IN THE DICTIONARY) locks isn't a god in le snoggy department.

harry styles kisses like a snail

2. How in the name of all that is holy does Taylor know what it feels like to kiss a snail?

S'all a bit ridiculous isn't it?

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