Because one birthday night out just obviously isn’t cool, Harry Styles took his mates on LADS ON TOUR 2.0 last night to celebrate turning 19. His posse included Niall Horan (obviously, ‘cause he’s ultimate lad), best pal Nick Grimshaw, ex t4 presenta Miquita Oliver and Pixie Geldof.

Harry Styles

Oh look at that smile. SWOON.

But whilst Harry was ‘avin it large over in uber-trendy East London and having a lovely lady rotate her arse in his face to celebrate the occasion, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson were having a slightly more chilled evening with a few drinks over at Funky Buddha on the other side of the city.

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We imagine that Eleanor and Danielle probably weren’t over the moon at the idea of there being strippers at Harry’s shindig, so maybe the lads were playing it safe for their wifeys. Good boys.

Liam Pyne

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Liam Payne hair

Liam and Louis were also joined by Conor Maynard, randomly enough. OH HEY CONOR, in your delightful woollen jacket.

Conor Maynard

Meanwhile Hazwan le birthday boy did a bit of fist pumping and shot gargling until the wee hours of the morning. On his way home, he was apparently a little unsteady and had to be held up by his security. Meh, living by the golden and failsafe rule of ‘go hard or go home’.

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(He was also joind by a mystery blonde, but we won’t say too much about that one seeing as no one really knows who she is. Birthday sex.)

BUT WHERE IS ZAYN MALIK, we hear you cry. Well, we don't know. Soz. Mending broken hearts and hands probably.


Nick Grimshaw Harry Styles

Grimmy was on hand to ensure that Harry got as mullered as possible. That's what friends are for. Also we do all  need to just stop a second and reflect on Harry's choice of shirt for the evening. It really is quite remarkable. We're not sure if it's remarkable in a good or bad way though.

Niall Horan

OH LOOK it's Niall arriving for the evening's festivities. Also in an interesting choice of top. Has no one told Nialler that camoflage died out when Destiny's Child Survivor dropped out of the charts? Still fit though.

Harry Styles

Here's Harry having a wonderful time. Look at that face. That's a look of pure joy. Before the stripper arrived and turned it into a look of sheer, unadulterated terror.

What do you think of the One Direction boys heading out on separate nights for Harry's birthday?

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What do you think?