One Direction's Zayn Malik: "I'm domestic and boring, but fans think I'm a robot"

Now that One Direction's new single Story of My Life is set to be released in a matter of HOURS, it only makes sense that the lads would be doing some cheeky promotion to make sure it goes to number one in at least turdy-seven countries.

But seeing as the boys have decided to divide and conquer pretty much every radio station in the world to do that, we've been getting treated to some individual 1D interviews - something we've never really appreciated until we heard Zayn Malik say more than 10 words at a time. HOOORAY.

Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
Zayn Malik: "Fans think i'm a robot" - Zayn Malik images - sugarscape.com

Yep, suddenly our Bradford Bad Boi feels have gone through the ruddy roof, and all because he's been a bit lovely on The Voice Denmark and revealed more than we ever thought possible. HE'S LIKE A NEW MAN.

Besides spilling the beans that new Midnight Memories song You & I has a 'What Makes You Beautiful vibe', el Maliko also chatted about what he does when he has time off and *slammed* the rumours that he's secretly a robot. Incredible. 

Most Popular

He admitted: "I'm quite domestic, I like to just stay at home. I do see little rumours on Twitter and stuff about fans thinking I'm a robot and I'm not real and I don't really exist because I don't really go anywhere - but that's because I'm quite boring when I have time off.

"I like to just relax and do normal things, chill out with my family. Mainly doing a lot of artwok, stuff like that. I'm just a normal 20 year old, I think. I'm just having fun."

Zayn Malik: "i'm domestic but fans think I'm a robot" - Zayn Malik images - sugarscape.com

So. Many. Words. We are honestly in shock right about now. Has Perrie even heard him speak this much before? We're absolutely gobsmacked - and now fancy about 20 times more. GAH, CRUEL WORLD. 

Well then, what do you make of el Maliko's little speech? Are you trying to stop laughing about the robot thing? Because it's made us laugh all ruddy day. Comments please...

Zayn Malik teases new Midnight Memories song You & I: "It's got a What Makes You Beautiful vibe" 

Taylor Swift denies she was rejected by Zayn Malik before dating Harry Styles 

Zayn Malik changes 'Rock Me' lyrics to 'f**k me' while on stage in Australia - watch

What do you think?

Niall Horan's been filming The Late Late Show with James Corden
Lads
Share
Niall Horan's been filming The Late Late Show with James Corden
Sort of​
OK so now the 'Future Events' tab has been removed from One Direction's website
Lads
Share
OK so now the 'Future Events' tab has been removed from One Direction's website
Now we're confused​
More pics from inside Niall Horan's 23rd birthday party
Lads
Share
More pics from inside Niall Horan's 23rd birthday party
He had a Donald Trump piñata lols
Everyone is freaking tf out over this small change to One Direction's website
Lads
Share
Everyone thinks this change to One Direction's website means the hiatus is nearly over
Cue #ThisIsNotTheEndOfOneDirection​ trending worldwide
Louis Tomlinson in multiple shades of blue will 89% ruin you
Lads
Share
Louis Tomlinson in multiple shades of blue will 89% ruin you
​The remaining 11% is still in shock
Was Liam Payne's latest Snapchat taken at Louis Tomlinson's house?
Lads
Share
Was Liam Payne's latest Instagram taken at Louis Tomlinson's house?
OUR LILO LOVING HEARTS​
5SOS unveil their official 2017 calendar and it looks A.W.E.S.O.M.E
Lads
Share
5SOS unveil their official 2017 calendar and it looks A.W.E.S.O.M.E
We need at least 7
One Direction launch new merch and it's edgy af
Lads
Share
One Direction launch new merch and it's edgy af
​​What hiatus?
Luke Hemmings carrying a bunch of flowers will restore your faith in boys
Lads
Share
Luke Hemmings carrying a bunch of flowers will restore your faith in boys
What a cutie ​
Troye Sivan has the BEST reaction to his nudes leaking
Lads
Share
Troye Sivan has the BEST reaction to his nudes leaking
Slaaaayyy (but also respect people's privacy and stuff)​