Nick Jonas has been talking about erections on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and is it just us or has it suddenly got really, ridiculously hot in here? Christ.
Since he and Jimmy are properly close (no pun intended) now, Nicholas Jerry's opened up about his NARB (a 'Non Apparent Reason Boner,' apparently.)
Being the hilarious human he so often is, Nick told Jimmy he once struggled with the side effects of a 'weed lollipop': "I woke up the next day...everything's in slow motion. So I'm panicking. I go back to bed and wake up a couple of hours later.
"Out of nowhere I get a NARB. All men get a NARB from time to time. A NARB is a Non Apparent Reason Boner."
Then, yup; Nick whipped out the actual pic of Nick on the red carpet doing his best to cover his ding-a-ling.
He also discussed that well awkward Ansel Elgort joke he made at the Young Hollywood Awards that very same night, saying: "So I'm presenting an award and Ansel Elgort's just won, he's really tall and I'm not."
"I get up and I stand on stage for probably 20 seconds without saying a word, just looking around. I pick up the microphone and I try and say a joke that wasn't in the script because I thought it was just going to be amazing.
"I'm like, 'I would love to have the same problem as Ansel but I'm short ... er'"
Basically it needs to be seen to be believed, so let's do that.