WE'RE IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION


Perrie Edwards has warmed our cockles (what is a cockle, exactly? We've never been quite sure) and tugged at our heartstrings (ditto a heartstring) this week, after she got all gooey over future hubby Zayn Malik in a recent interview.

Speaking about her upcoming wedding to the One Direction quiffmeister, Perrie was asked what they best thing about marrying El Maliko is - and her answer will SLAY YOU.

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"Just knowing that I am going to be with somebody that I love forever," she said.

JUST. KNOWING. THAT. SHE'LL. BE. WITH. SOMEBODY. SHE. LOVES. FOREVER.

No we're not crying it's just raining on our face. Yes we are inside. OH SHUT UP.

We'd have said something like "getting personalised stationary that says 'Mrs Bradford Bad Boi'", or, "getting to see him fully naked without being slapped with a restraining order" - but then that's probably why the closest thing we have to a boyfriend is our cat.

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Perrie was also asked if she's started planning her big day (for the 10,844,373rd time) and revealed that she thinks her Little Mix bandmates might go overboard when it comes to wedding shopping.

"I can just imagine these three going 'we should get this and that!', she said. "They'll get carried away."

You can always hire us to plan the whole thing, Pez - we won't get carried away AT ALL. As long as you're fine with Zayn saying his vows wearing nothing but a gold thong and arriving at the ceremony on the backs of his naked One Direction bandmates?

Ahem.

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