Well his hair *does* look sexy pushed back...


We've seen some weird celeb friendships in our time - Tara Reid and Jedward probably being the most 'WT-actual-F' of them all - but *never* did we expect the worlds of vajazzles and Toaster Strudel to collide with TOWIE's Dan Osborne and bloody Lindsay Lohan becoming BFFs.

Yup - forget everything you thought you knew, 'cause apparently fifth fittest fella in the world Dan and LiLo are gonna be making #Lan happen sooner than any of us ever imagined *insert ridiculous 'WATCH OUT JACQUELINE JOSSA' line here*.

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Chatting to The Sun, an insider spilled: "Dan is a taken man and very happy but he was keen to be introduced to Lindsay as she is such a big star. It’s all harmless fun at the moment but Lindsay has a reputation for fancying hunky Z-list Brits so Dan should tread carefully."

Well FANCY THAT. Oh, what we wouldn't give to see Dan (naked), Lindsay, Arg and Ferne McCann after a few fizzy waters in Marbs next summer. With cameos from Regina George, Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners, obviously.

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What the frick d'ya make of all this, then?

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