Just make sure you tell him he looks pretty, or he might knock you out...

We literally can't predict what will happen from one day to the next in the insane car-crash that is Jordan's life.

So when we read that her beefcake, cage fighting fella Alex Reid actually likes to dress like a woman called ROXANNE when he's at home, we fell about laughing. You literally couldn't make this stuff up.

Yes, that's right people, Jordan's new man Alex is allegedly a cross dresser and likes to slip in to lady's clothes when in the privacy of his own home. He calls himself Roxanne and has been dressing as her for a while now. And guess what? Katie doesn't mind one little bit. Now that's hardly shocking, is it?

Here's what we've heard on the grapvine, from 'friends' of Alex:

"Alex is very clean-living and doesn't smoke but when he is Roxanne, he puffs away like a chimney."

"Roxanne is brilliant when it comes to cooking and cleaning... Alex, on the other hand, is rubbish and not the best when it comes to domestic duties around the house."

"Roxanne is always throwing dinner parties for her friends while wearing her best gladrags."

Amazatron. So alpha male, cage fighting Alex has probably got more heels than his girlfriend. Whatever next? We shudder to think.

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