Just make sure you tell him he looks pretty, or he might knock you out...
We literally can't predict what will happen from one day to the next in the insane car-crash that is Jordan's life.
So when we read that her beefcake, cage fighting fella Alex Reid actually likes to dress like a woman called ROXANNE when he's at home, we fell about laughing. You literally couldn't make this stuff up.

Yes, that's right people, Jordan's new man Alex is allegedly a cross dresser and likes to slip in to lady's clothes when in the privacy of his own home. He calls himself Roxanne and has been dressing as her for a while now. And guess what? Katie doesn't mind one little bit. Now that's hardly shocking, is it?
Here's what we've heard on the grapvine, from 'friends' of Alex:
"Alex is very clean-living and doesn't smoke but when he is Roxanne, he puffs away like a chimney."
"Roxanne is brilliant when it comes to cooking and cleaning... Alex, on the other hand, is rubbish and not the best when it comes to domestic duties around the house."
"Roxanne is always throwing dinner parties for her friends while wearing her best gladrags."
Amazatron. So alpha male, cage fighting Alex has probably got more heels than his girlfriend. Whatever next? We shudder to think.
Comments please!
posted by Sharon94
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
Bahahaha! This is the funniest thing I've heard all day! Katie seems really pathetic! I mean, it was sad enough when she decided to do all her 'reveal all interviews' (Not to get publicity, obvs!) But seriously, how did people find out about this???? Did they tell everyone? She just needs to cop on and stop trying to get attention! Squeeze if you agree!
posted by madeleine2
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
this is quite obviously a joke.
posted by IluvGeorge...
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
errgh he is so ugly no offence
posted by sugastar
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
that is weird in soooo many ways
posted by bear_x
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
i dont like him
posted by I-Luv-ur-s...
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
I luv Katie I think shes a reeli good role model (no pun intended...) !!! Shes got her life back on track and just luvs to have fun :D xxx
posted by _tammy
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
ahahahahahahaaaa :L
posted by xx.Katie.x...
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
tht is quite funni.. i used t think she was amazin and every thing but now im even sick of hearing her name which is srange 4 me !!! xx
posted by xsnoopsx
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
pahaha :) she's desperate...
posted by NeonPengui...
added 2 years 30 weeks ago
Yeah...right...this OBVIOUSLY isnt trying to get them more attention and is 100% true...of course.