We're in the wrong job...


Proving that the X Factor bosses pay waaaaay too much (what's that? He IS the X Factor boss? Oh...) Simon Cowell has been in the papers today shouting about how much it costs to be him.

And for those of you who fancy his lifestyle and are trying to save up - don't bother. Living like Simon for a day costs an estimated £1,118. Geez!

But, you know, every cloud has a silver lining (or gold lining if you're Simon Cowell's cloud) so for that £1,118 you'll get the following:

A monthly chest and hand wax (he has his HANDS WAXED!?)

A top notch hair do (£300) every four weeks

A private jet for all those meetings

Regular lunches in the most expensive restaurants (although he prefers to order chicken nuggets and chips from the kid's menu)

And, wait for it, BLACK TOILET PAPER that costs £10 a roll!

Hmmm, what a bargain! If you had all of Si's money - what would you spend it on?