Answers on the back of a postcard...


We were trying to be all sarcastic and funny with that headline as this is a story about Simon Cowell's love for regular Botox. So the answer was meant to be a big fat zero. But then we found this recent picture and even we can see about three lines on that forehead of his (you should really get those seen to, Si) so our faces and egg are clearly in alignment.

But we'll let him off just this once. Maybe he was in a rush out of the door this morning to give a firm talking to pal Cheryl Cole who's thinking about having counselling with love rat Ashley, and forgot to inject.

ANYWAY, Simon has fessed up that for him using Botox is just like "cleaning your teeth." Not that he applies it with a tooth brush, but that it's just as normal and routine for him. He told Piers Morgan, "Of course I've had it. For me it's just like cleaning your teeth - something makes your teeth whiter or stops you having lines."

But, in the same breath, he says he'll probably never have proper surgery like ex X Factor judge Sharon Osbourne, who has met up with the surgeon's knife more often than Ashley Cole has met up with women who aren't his wife. "I think you've got to be very careful as a guy in particular, as you can end up looking really weird."