She ain't got nothing on P Diddy


As well as being known as P-Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Sean Combes, Sean John, Piddy and Dave*, Puff will now be known to us as P-Diva. Which doesn't really have the same ring, we understand, but leads nicely in to this news story about him being ever-so demanding.

The megastar rapper dude really out did himself in the diva stakes recently on a trip to the UK when he hired a team of people to follow him around at the Runway club in London and squirt his Sean John fragrance every 20 minutes. But when clubbers complained because they were choking on the stench, he got another one of his entourage to waft away the perfume.

And if that wasn't enough people to try not to trip over, there was someone else trailing behind, hired to comb his hair. Jeez! Get over yourself.

Other diva demands P-Diva made:

  • He'd only drink his own brand of vodka called Ciroc. No Tesco Value stuff here
  • Only HIS songs were allowed to be played for half an hour in the club as he made his grand entrance. How dull.
  • That his stylist was on hand at all times to hold his massive lambskin coat and help him in to it whenever he wanted
  • That his entire entourage stayed away to stop him from falling asleep when he got back to the hotel

Wowser. Can we suggest he gets someone to fetch him a different coloured scarf next time? All that cream looks mighty silly.

*he's never really been known as Dave. Not that we know of. But you know, never say never.