Want to know what happens when two celebrities decide that they're not friends any more?


[Scene] It's a lovely summer's day, and and birds are singing merrily away in the tree tops. Down on the grass, somebody decides to organise a football match. 'It's for charity', he announces proudly, and everybody nods appreciatively.

As the match is about to start, there's a noise in the corner. The kind of noise that could be described as yelling. Loud, angry, painful-to-the-actual-ears yelling. And it's coming from a girl. She flicks back her long hair, daggers her eyes and screams at a trainer-clad boy, who does exactly the same back at her. Except for the hair flick, cause his head's all shaven and shiny.

The girl's two bezzie mates join in, and some of their mates get in on the action too. Soon mothers all around the football pitch are tutting their tongues against their teeth and nodding in agreement that 'it'll all end in tears'.

[Cue camera zooming in on the childrens' faces]

Dedicated N-Dubz fans will know that they've been spatting (that's fighting in Mumspeak. Not 'spitting' said in a weird accent. As far as we know, there's been no saliva swapping of any kind between the two parties) with Lethal Bizzle for months now, after he accused them of stealing some of his music. Tulisa says they didn't, he says they did, Tulisa says they didn't...and so on. You know how it works - you were in Year One once too.

On a happy note, once Tulisa had wiped the mascara from her eyes, her team went on to win the football match. PHEW.

Reckon you'd have handled things differently? Comments below please.