Appaz she's sworn off men. And, oh look, there goes a flying pig.


We don't listen to much that comes out of Kerry Katona's mouth. Largely because most of it is four letter words and our mum wouldn't want us hanging around with someone with such a potty gob. But we couldn't help but stop and listen to her latest offering...

Kerry donned the red carpet of Angelina Jolie's latest movie Salt and told anyone who would listen that she's over men. Like TOTALLY OVAH.

“I've had it with men. I've had enough," said a very tanned looking Kez. “I'm never getting married again or ever having any more children. There are no plans to move back up North with anyone, I live in London now with my children. I'm staying single and that is it.”

What a load of old twaddle. We give it two weeks.

But in the meantime, let's remind ourselves of the last two LOVELY men Kerry's shacked up with. To be honest, if our dating back log looked like this, we'd probably stay single too.

Oh, and don't forget about this one too...

Yep, we've just been put off men. And our breakfast.

Do you think Kerry Katona will keep her promise to stay single forever? Comments, please!