Ack no pet, me pick-chas ah all awwva tha intanet!
Cheryl Cole must be furious after finding out about these fake pictures of her all over the webbosphere! We know we would be.
As if the gorgeous Chezza would ever need any trouble finding a man, her picture has appeared (obviously without any permission) on a Russian Bride 'mail-order-wife' type website.
The pics are so obviously fake it's pretty insulting. Similar to this one.
Yeah. We know. How bloody ridiculous.
This comes after a picture of Girls Aloud was used without permission on an escort agency's website.
What's the matter Russia? Rest of the girls not good enough for ya? Hmm? (Jokes. Obv.)
To add further fuel to the fire of burning rage, fake NAKED pictures of Cheryl popped up on eBay. Now, we're no Fake Picture Expert, but these are some really poor fakes.
Her head has clearly been photoshopped on some other, more willing, lass's body. So even though it's clear that these pics are in no way the lovliness that is Cheryl Cole - most people who want a bit of naked Cheryl could conjure up a better image IN THEIR MINDS - it still must be pretty frustrating for her.
This is like us going 'Ooh, we've got a picture of Cheryl looking a lot heavier than usual...'
When clearly it's not a real picture, is totally fake and just us having a (poorly skilled) lark around on Photoshop.
Honestly. Amateur at best.