and wants a celebratory snog.
Firsty, before you read the article, we feel it's important for you to play this song so it can be in the background while you're absorbing all the powerful information we're about to give you. Play it from 33 seconds.
Keira Knightley was the proud winner of Empire Magazine's Hero Award, for her contribution to film through a variety of memorable roles.
It's basically the Empire version of NME's Godlike Genius award, or the Oscars Best Picture award, so it's a pretty big deal.
It was presented to her by Atonement co-star James McAvoy, who called her "one of the finest examples of this country's examples of a movie star."
He went on to say that she has "grace, poise and dignity" which is how we hope to one day be described, but for now we'll have to deal with "those girls who snack too much."
She thanked her agent and then offered out some birthday snogs - was it to her agent specifically or to the room? This is the most frivolous we've ever seen her, and we LIKE IT.
Click on for the rest of the winners, pictures, and to watch Keira receive her award.