Introducing...Katy Pervy.


We're a bit torn about this; one part of us thinks that Katy Perry, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Russell Brand will be FURIOUS that their images have been used in a porn film (presumably) without their consent.

The other part of us thinks, "Hey, they're all quite liberal really, all about having some fun lovin' times, they'll probably enjoy it! They'll probably LOVE the fact that they're all having a big love-fest together. They might have even had one in real life...".

We've only seen the trailer for the film (obviously we don't buy into that kind of filth) and despite all the "celebrity appearances", it actually seems pretty boring, so we've made up our own plot using images from the trailer - because we're serious journalists like that.

So, the beginning....

Katy Pervy is chatting to her good friend Elmo, when he points out that she's got two rather impressive norks on the front of her chest.

"Oh my!" she exclaims. "Who knew? I'll have to tell everyone!"

Quick as a flash, she's on the phone to her hubby, Russell Gland.

"Of course I knew about them!" says Russell.

"Why else do you think I stopped my womanising ways to be with you, if not for your hypnotising lady lumps?"

Distraught at this shock revelation, Katy turns to her good friend Rihandbag (the actual name they've given her is a tad ruder..) for help.

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