And altogether now: “Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?”
Question: What’s the one thing Alex Reid could do to make him even less credible than when he was with Katie Price? Answer: Date Katie Waissel.
Yup that’s right, according to reports, the two people who define the Z-list have got together after Alex pursued Katie until she seemed to have no choice but to give in.
A source told News of the World: “Alex is not Katie’s normal type – she goes for trendy rockers in skinny jeans. She turned him down for weeks but eventually relented because he was so persistent. Now he won’t leave her alone.”
Now he won’t leave her alone? Wow, who said romance was dead?
OK, get ready for a real gem of a quote: “Alex reckons they’re going to become a new showbiz glamour couple.”
PAH HAH HAAAAAAAA.
Sorry for making that noise, but we didn’t know that Alex Reid could be so hilarious.
What do you make of this odd coupling? Does it reek of eau d’get-me-publicity, or could there be anything real in it (remember who we’re talking about here)?