This X Factor business is KICKING THE FRICK OFF. Cheryl Cole has reportedly been sensationally, dramatically and probably emotionally sacked from US X Factor, and is said to have already returned to the UK.
YEAH. WE KNOW. WTF?
The sacking we believe, but we reckon the reasons behind it are a load of old doo-hickey.
Some are saying that Cheryl Cole's accent was just too hard for our trashcan-owning-soda-drinking-friends across the pond to understand. Umm...who didn't know what she sounded like before she was flown over and given a contract and signed up to the job?
We know the actual garbage-taking-out-sidewalk-walking citizens of the USA might not be too familiar with Cheryl, but surely the X Factor producers/researchers and Simon actual Cowell would be pretty clued up on what Cheryl sounds like? Surely they should have thought about that before building her up and dropping her down?
Other reports are saying that Cheryl and Paula didn't have any chemistry, and that Cheryl was 'more expendable' than Paula.
Umm...Louis Walsh. That's all we're gonna say on that one.
Click on for more about Cheryl's replacements and what Cheryl's gonna do now.