It's big sis bitch...
A pal of Cheryl Cole’s ex bodyguard, Craig Balkham, has spilled lots of personal details about Cheryl’s life to The Mirror.
There’s a lot in there about her weight, going to the gym and crazy diets, but we don’t care about all that; what we’re interested in is that she apparently wanted to become friends with Britney Spears.
OK so that fact isn’t all that remarkable in itself, we mean who doesn’t want to become mates with Britters? She’d definitely buy you loads of iced coffees with whipped cream from Starbucks and probably let you play in her big house.
Chezza doesn’t seem to care about all those caffeine delights though, she wants to befriend Britney to “help” her.
The insider divulged: "She used to talk about Britney Spears. She kept saying that she wanted to help Britney – that she thought she could become like a big sister to her and make her normal again after all her crazy behaviour."
Big sister eh? Well for starters Cheryl is younger than Brit so on a practical level this would not be possible, we’re also wondering if Miss Britney Jean would struggle with Chezza’s Geordie accent – she’s not always the sharpest tool in the picnic basket.
Aside from the logistics we do quite like the idea of Cheryl taking on the role, yes it’s a little patronising but it would’ve been great to see them walking around Hollywood together in cut-offs, Ugg boots and with their bellies hanging out.
What do you think? Could Cheryl save Brit from her crazy antics? Comments please…