Where the frick did that come from?
This is one of those mind-boggling stories that is so WHAT THE ACTUAL EFFING EFF?! it makes you think that the possibility of writing a true story about Kate Middleton doing a guest rap for Nicki Minaj could actually be closer than we ever expected.
Kerry Katona (the one with all the
drugs children) and Lucien Laviscount (the fit one from Waterloo Road) have been growing ever closer in the Celebrity Big Brother house, and after eleven whole days of flirting and teasing, Lucien initiated a kiss before they went to bed.
BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE.
Kerry was beginning to regret going in to the CBB house as she missed her 75 (approx) children too much.
"I miss my kids so much I'm thinking about walking," she said in the Diary Room.
"But then if I quit I'll feel like I've let them down. I'm in a Catch 22 situation."
Laviscount to the rescue! Lucien gave Kerry a big snog and even added an "I love you" in there for good measure to try and convince her to stay - and she hasn't left yet so it seems to have worked.
“I like you the way you are," he told Kerry.
"You know I love you. I’ve got a lot of time for you. I don’t like girlie girls. You’re very sophisticated.”
This comes after evicted housemate Sally Bercow revealed she thought it was only a matter of time before Kerry and Lucien got it on, and that viewers shouldn't be distracted by his flirting with TOWIE's Amy Childs.
Before all the smooching, Kerry and Lucien described their perfect partners to each other, and Kerry admitted she hadn't slept with anyone since April to him in absolute, complete privacy, because she's classy like that and only wanted him to know.
Oh yeah, and the rest of the nation.