You know times are bad when a pooey nappy is more credible than your life’s work…


So this week the world got a little bit more ridiculous when InStyle magazine announced that nine-week-old Harper Seven Beckham was the most powerful celebrity under 25.

Uh huh. By topping the 100-strong list Harper, who can’t yet support her own head, beat celebrities such as Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift and Rihanna.

We be they’re FML-ing a little bit right now.

But you know what, there’s so much awfulness going on in the world that we’re going to spend this story forgetting about all of that and focus on exactly why this tiny, tiny baby deserves such an accolade.

Click next for our reasons…