(Just in case our grandmas are reading)


Lady Gaga isn't fussy when it comes to men, all she needs is a well-endowed genius and believe you us they aint hard to find. Uh...

Speaking to The Sun, Gags revealed the criteria for her ideal man.

"It ranges from a really big d**k to a degree at Harvard." She added that they also need, "talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance."

Yes we see why you you'd need that to be with Gaga.

So er, yeah... that's what floats Gaga's boat. Good luck with that one. We reackon we'll just keep to staring at the poster of Jay McGuiness on our computer.

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