Suppose you’ll be telling us that Santa doesn’t exist next, Dan.
Hold the frickin’ phone...Or not, seeing as they don’t text.
Speaking to the Mirror, Harry - no, we mean Daniel, sorry, said that he and Roops are like totes ovah and it’s all about Emma Watson now.
“There’s this idea that Emma, Rupert and myself are the best of friends who always hang out together.
“I’m just going to put out there, Emma and I text all the time but Rupert and I never text each other, we never see each other,” he said.
Oh stop it Harry, please, just stop.
“If I see him every six months or so, it’s a friendly ‘hello, how’s things with you’ but that’s about it.”
Well that’s not very friendly is it? There’s plenty to talk about with Rupert - his hair, the fact that he prefers Tom Felton to you...
Are you disappointed with what you’ve just been told? Are you struggling to see why Emma Watson is more fun than Rupert Grint? Join the club, it’s rubbish.