Open all hours to all is our Frankie


Despite the fact we developed a massive soft spot for Frankie Cocozza when he was in Celebrity Big Brother, we mustn’t forget that if we met him he would take advantage of said feelings of softness and gyrate in our faces.

But that’s kind of OK.

Seeing as Frankie has the sexual appetite that people like the Daily Mail are aghast at, it’s to be expected that he’d like to have a go on his 53-year-old ex-housemate, Denise Welch.

When OK! mag asked the Frankster if he’d like to get with Denise, the 19-year-old replied: “Yes, of course I would, I’m not fussy.”

However Frankie might want to cover his Little Cocozza’s ears (yes, they have ears, didn’t you know?), as Ms. Welch isn’t too impressed with down there.

“No, Frankie says he’s more of a grower than a show-er, I need a bit more of a show-er.”

Alright fussy pants, but we hope you know you’re turning down the chance of being immortalized on Frankie’s bum. Yeah, that’s got you thinking, hasn’t it?

So, er, Denise and Frankie, is this something you’d like to see happen? It would certainly take the heat off Haroline.

PICS: Frankie Cocozza has topless hot tub fun with Denise Welch

Will Denise Welch ever stop getting her boobs out?