Too sassy for that shiz.
When being in young love doesn’t feel like a massive kick in the crotch, it feels quite nice. So nice that some couples, we’ll call them Louise and Elliot can spout off facts like, “We’ve been dating for five months, two weeks, three days and four hours. Give or take.”
Not bloody Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder though, that don’t care about space, time and any other measures of love, as in an interview with Houston’s Hot 957, Luigi admitted that he had no idea of how long they’d been dating.
“Do you know what, I don’t actually know,” he said like a right nonchalant Nigel.
“You’ve been with her a while,” put in Niall Horan. Thanks Nialler.
“Something like six, seven… eight months… neither of us know. I’m not a bad boyfriend, neither of us know! It shouldn’t matter.”
Alright sassy cat, look at you go.
Now it’s time for us to stick our ore in. If that brown haired girl we saw you holding hands with at last year’s V Festival in Chelmsford, Essex was Eleanor then it’s been about 11 months.
Unfortunately we only saw them from behind, it was dark and we may have had a couple of shandies; so do with that what you will…
UPDATE: The lovely Eleanor has tweeted us: "The brown haired girl was me! :) xx"
Awesome. We knew we could rely on The Calderator to sort this out.
IMAGES: WENN AND TWITTER