Perhaps the biggest Hollywood feud EVER. But which side are you on?
In perhaps the biggest news since Tulisa went solo, the world's showbiz capital has been flooded with scandal as Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez tried their very best to outdo Louis Tomlinson's adorable gesture for his girlfriend, Eleanor Calder.
As you can see, Louis' design (goose apparently included with delivery) brings to mind a fusion of 1990s Disney and certain Van Gogh night landscapes, while the delicately carved marzipan castle epitomises the romantic side of Louis' nature. The architectural elite have been praising his use of icing, edible glitter and little candy star things.
Elsewhere, the Biebs was drawing to the end of his 8-month development process for Project MegaCake. It is believed that he was in contact with 400 rose breeders in pursuit of the perfect floral arrangement, and that the Tooth Fairy volunteered to make the frosting. The cake is rumoured to have cost upwards of twelve trillion dollars.
And now, over to you. Is Louis' cake just ever so slightly too Peter Pan? Are all those roses REALLY necessary? And, perhaps most importantly, why is there a goose in Louis' kitchen?