And no, we definitely don't mean Zayn Malik
Perrie Edwards might have an all access pass to snog the face off Zayn Malik whenever she fancies, but the Little Mix singer hasn't always been so confident about kissing. Mainly because she was worried people would end up mistaking her for a washing machine.
First kisses can be a bit of a nightmare and apparently Perrie had the snogging fear so badly that it put her off swapping spit altogether for a while.
"I was almost 17 before I had my first kiss. I was a late bloomer," she explained to We Love Pop.
"Everyone used to call me 'virgin lips' as I'd never kissed anyone. I'd had loads of boyfriends but never kissed any of them."
"I used to get dumped a lot because of it. I was too scared I'd be like a washing machine."
From the sound of that we think Perrie's probably about a million times better off with Zayn.
We can't imagine his technique could ever be compared to an electrical appliance - unless it was some sort of electrical shocking device being used to give us the kiss of life.
We are still WELL JEAL.
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