You’re a classy man, Bobby...


Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry are both two beautiful people who have recently had their hearts broken; might as well go on a date then, eh?

Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry date

Last night the two were spotted on a romantic candlelit dinner for two, but rather spending it slagging off their exes Kristen Stewart and John Mayer, the attention was very much on Katy’s boobies. Nice.

A source told The Sun: “She wore a tight, sparkly top and Rob was looking at her breasts all night. He tried to avoid it when talking to her but as soon as she looked away to talk to someone else, Rob would sneak a peek.”

Instead of getting a bit annoyed about RPatz being all trampire on her, Katy seemed to love attention and went into full-on flirt mode.

“She was sat across from Rob but later moved next to him,” the onlooker continued.

“She was laying on the charm and playing the minx — tossing her head back, laughing at his jokes, touching his arm and twirling her hair.”

Now is it just us, or can you also really not imagine Rob keeping his cool in a situation like that? Like seriously, all we can picture is him having The Claw out and filling in any silences by telling Katy about his fear of cats and vaginas.

We’d quite liked to have been there actually.

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