Trying out for Free Willy the musical are we Conor?
If you aren't interested in the highly private lives of your favourite celebs then you might want to go and sit facing the wall as once again we have decided to take a trip behind the net curtains of the showbiz world to see what everybody has been getting up to.
Not only has Conor Maynard been cavorting with Killer Whales while wearing a very 90s looking lumberjack shirt tied round his arse, but Justin Bieber has finally made it over to the UK and has apparently been hanging out with President Obama round Niall Horan's house.
Then there's Tom Daley getting propositioned by girls, Taylor Swift's cat Meredith being adorable, Siva Kaneswaran being fit and One Direction living the X Factor dream with Ronan Keating.
All in a day's work really. Click next to take a stroll through the glitzy happenings of the day >>