We think the Holmes Chappell neighbourhood watch might have something to say about that.
At the iTunes Festival on Thursday Hazza met rapper Angel who has tattoos on his face and was very intrigued by it all.
“He was asking about them and I offered to take him down to my boy’s parlour,” Angel told The Sun.
“He laughed and said he’d think about it.”
Think about it? Well that’s as good as getting one if you ask us.
Here’s our design for Stylo’s next inking, don’t tell Anne Cox.
While having some fun times with 1D Angel managed to grab a quick picture of him and Louis Tomlinson.
We’d suggest that Louis gets his face tattooed too, but we all know no one touches the face of The Sasquatch. No one.
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