Boys, it’s time for a quick lesson in etiquette.


On November 19th One Direction will be in the presence of Queen Elizabeth when they perform at The Royal Variety Show.

Obviously this is a massive deal, but we can’t help but worry that there are a few fatal flaws that the boys have that could leave Her Majesty unimpressed, and in some circumstances lead to them losing their heads.

One Direction and the queen

Seriously.

Click next to see possible disasters and how we advise the boys to get out of them.