Clearly he wasn’t referring to his talking...
While we admire their speed into utter coupledom, there’s one person who’s a little concerned about it all. Step forward Scott Kingsley Swift, or as Taylor calls him, Dad.
Yup Daddy Swizzle is a fan of the One Direction fitty but is worried that he’ll break his babeh gurrl’s heart, so has sat Hazza down to have a word.
“He likes Harry but he wants them to slow down and take things easy. It’s clear to everyone they are smitten with one another and already talking about marriage,” an insider told The Sun.
“He doesn’t want them to split up as fast as they’ve got together and for Taylor to end up devastated.”
Well that’s all a bit awkward, isn’t it? Almost as awkward as the time we spilt apple juice down us and everyone thought we’d wet ourselves. IT WAS APPLE JUICE, WE TELL YOU.
Anyway, we digress, what do you make of all this – is D Swizzle being “good dad” or “scary dad”?