It's all pretty unbelievable.


Today we are quiffing our hair, power pouting and scribbling dodgy tattoos on our arms in honour of One Direction FITTY Zayn Malik’s 20th birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAYNO, YOU SMOUDLERING SACK OF SEXINESS.

To celebrate Zayn’s big twooo ooohhh, we’ve put together 20 facts that you definitely don’t know about sexy brunette.

“SHUT UP SUGARSCAPE, YOU IDIOTS. WE KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW EVER ABOUT ZAYN JAWAAD MALIK,” we hear you cry. Well Scapers, you definitely don’t know all of this...

Zayn Malik

1) “Zayn Malik” is not actually his real name. He was born Bradford Bad Boi™ on January 12th 1993; but legally changed it when he was 12 as he can’t bear alliteration.

2) In 2009 Zayn set the record for highest ever sugar cube tower. “This is the biggest thing I’ll ever do with my life,” said an emotional Zayn. “I just wish it hadn’t made me diabetic.”

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